zerowiseman:

This was supposed to be an icon, but I went ahead and made it a bust!
Hope you guys like it. Edit it into an icon however you like, James! 

This is frelling awesome yes

1: Gee, it’s almost like he’s willing to take a serious stand on keeping nuclear weapons out of the hands of genocidal monsters.

2: No crime, no matter how horrible, justifies the murder of a baby.

3: I don’t know if I’d go /quite/ that far but I agree with the sentiment.

4: He’s right about them, and racial profiling when done intelligently is not a bad thing. Turning a blind eye to the fact that one group is more dangerous than others is just as stupid as treating one group as if it were more dangerous than the others for no reason.

5: Again, he’s also right.

6: He’s wrong about them being the sole group abusing the welfare system, but my experience working in retail has given me first-hand knowledge of the depressing fact that they are far more dependent on it than any other ethnic group.

pir8crabs:

at this point, what do I do

The rage is gone, I don’t really care about the update (I’m tentatively putting some deeper thought into what this means, OTHER than bullshit and stupid which honestly tends to be my reaction to stuff I don’t understand)

But what do I do? Crawl back to my friends like normal? Is that even  possible at this point, or have they started listening to me? Fuck.

Grow up. Stop reacting with hissy fits any time you disagree with something. Realize that your self-pitying/fake self-loathing posts here are completely transparent and that the only attention you’re going to get from them is perhaps pity in the human sense.

No, seriously, grow up. You have gone through the same chain of events too many times for your words to mean anything anymore, people know who you are deep down now. If you don’t change you’re going to lose everyone.

Not even a day since the new(?) Homestuck character is introduced, and already porn. Oh internets, why do you never surprise me.

Oh well hopefully this is someone awesome like Alpha Mindfang.

izizizizizizi:

pokemallow:

tewnie:

yuunezu-nyan:

kuraila:

monstermanga:

…make me wanna cry

ねぇねぇ、by 追川うそ

forever reblogging

reblogando de nv ;A;

oh gOD NO NOT THIS GAGIAN HOYL SHT I’M SJUT A PUTIT OF EMOTINAO S SOONOOO/A/WEEP

oh my god no its on my dash again

; - ; amg this comic is back

I remember this from before. Still brings tears to my eyes.

The “Land of Awkward and What Do?”.

quillusquillus:

milqueyway:

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

hahahaha can you imagine the idiot tiger that helped them find that out

… And suddenly I’m tempted to lick the wall and see if that’s true.

kannadono:

apchondych:

makiowl:

witchofblood:

lukehasmeowmix:

sleepysaturdays:

Freak- INFJ

20% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 73% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind… In fact, I do believe that that’s one of the definitions for the word “FREAK.”

Freak’s not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn’t scream “Freak!” I don’t know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

You’ve probably even been called a “psychic” before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and “read” people without quite knowing how you do it. Don’t fret. You’re not actually psychic. That would make you special and you’ll never accomplish that.

You’re also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don’t take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that’s not necessarily a good thing.

Crackpot - INTJ

27% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 73% Judging

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.

Pollyanna- INFP

47% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 20% Judging

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it’s never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You’re a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you’re constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you’re not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You’re most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You’re just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you’re generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don’t need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

Shit okay that was pretty much all true

Like literally down to the last phrase

Borefest - ISTJ

33% Extraversion, 7% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 53% Judging

One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You’re responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.

You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what’s the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value…

As far as you’re concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you’re a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that “gramattically” was spelled wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don’t sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don’t have anyone else to share the bed with, because you’re uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

I’mnotreallythisboringamI????

Pollyanna- INFP

13% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 50% Judging

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it’s never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You’re a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you’re constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you’re not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You’re most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You’re just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you’re generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don’t need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

Loser- INTP

27% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 47% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you…

Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best…*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you’re shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you’re on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

screaminglikedogs:

pir8crabs:

u-n-i-c-0-r-n-glitt3r:

wo-nderstruck:

muah-kisses:

Most people on tumblr won’t reblog this because it doesn’t “fit” their blog. 

Well, this baby girl has a disease. It’s a cancer that is slowly eating up her body. Its called Necrotizing Fasciitis (Flesh-Eating Bacteria). She is currently under serious condition. This was put on tumblr to be reblogged for donations. Each reblog is equivalent to $1. The more reblogs, the more money goes for her treatment. Every 4 hours a child dies from cancer. I am praying for her.

What if this baby was your daughter/sister/niece .. etc. How would you feel?

If you don’t have a heart or a care in the world.. Keep scrolling.

Holy crap this had 2,000 notes when I reblogged it earlier

 Guys, if this doesn’t fit your ‘Type’ then you shouldn’t have Tumblr. Excluding something like this from your blog because it isn’t some chick holding nutella or black and white is terrible.

No name given.

Random bit about cancer thrown in.

seems legit

Necrotizing Fasciitis is a bactierial infection, NOT cancer. Jesus fuck.

Also ‘put under serious condition?’

Fuckinglol

And no there are diseased baby cooch on my blog. ENJOY.

Well, no idea if this is real or not, but eh, if it’s even possibly true I might as well.

All of my pity goes out to whomever this child and its parents are, regardless of whether this reblog actually means anything or not.

zerowiseman:

aintasuperhero:

kwillow:

i was twice as homosexual as heterosexual (not that that’s saying much)

i’d assume that if you had negative percent for attracted to men you’d explode if a dude touched you

based on my scientific studies into the matter

You scored 40 Heterosexuality, 38 Homosexuality, and 55 Asexuality!

hmmm

You scored 49 Heterosexuality, 66 Homosexuality, and 16 Asexuality!

You are either gay or bisexual (preferring your own gender) with a moderate to high sex drive. The higher your score in homosexuality, the more you are attracted to your own gender. A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.

You scored 71 Heterosexuality, 23 Homosexuality, and 24 Asexuality!

You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender.

A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.

Sounds about right.